what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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