WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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