omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Is Oprah even human
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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