Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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