is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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