Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
