In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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