I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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