I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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