hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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