Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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