i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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