was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
