im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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