And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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