I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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