I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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