I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He? As in you personified your dick?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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