You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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