He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
