He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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