I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
