Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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