the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Can I ask u a weird question?
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool