Welp...herpes.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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