You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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