i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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