Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My vagina is officially offended.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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