It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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