New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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