What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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