Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize
