i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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