I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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