We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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