I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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