do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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