We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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