O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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