and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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