And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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