last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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