am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Four minutes until I can fart!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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