I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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