ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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