Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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