Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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