i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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