her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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