weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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