He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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