Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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