I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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