i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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